The Smooth

A noun used in place of the word "Iron."

EMT: What happened to your face man?

Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.

EMT: The smooth?

Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.

by Getdown Gary June 28, 2008

carrot smoothie

a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly

The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.

by Pisces Aneas January 27, 2009

Georgian Smoothie

The act of sucking your cum from your first cousins rectum through a straw and spewing it th to the back of his/her esophagus.

Hey, uncle Joe can I take Mary Joe out for a Georgian smoothie?

by AMac2632 June 16, 2017

red apple smoothie

When u are eating out as girl and she is on her period and blood goes in your mouth and you lick her vagina

I'm cheating on my wife and I got a red apple smoothie from a different school

by Voiddddd April 10, 2017

Smootchie

A word that is only used by stupid, eco-hating, man-hating, meat-loving, real leather jacket wearing, hipster biotches.

Also smells like tuna.

Means beyond cute.

Morgan: Logan is so EFFIN SMOOTCHIE.
Felipe: Wait.. What?

by Morgsyporgs69 January 15, 2011

smoothie

A person who shaves or otherwise removes the hair from his/her pubic area

There were lots of smoothies at the nudist resort.

by iamsmooth January 2, 2005

smoot

v., to (usually) vaginally penetrate two women at the same time with a double-ended dildo. Named for NFL player Fred Smoot, who performed the procedure on two strippers during the Minnesota Vikings "love boat" scandal.

Yo man, you should have come to Trevor's bachelor party. Julian totally smooted these two fine strippers.

by Fred Smoot fan March 29, 2007