Shmeat 

Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”

Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”

That shmeat is fire bro.

I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.

Shmeat by staphinfection101 April 19, 2019

sheet slayer 

A guy who wakes up the morning after hooking up with a girl to find a blood stain on his bed.

"James found out he was a sheet slayer the morning after he brought Meagan to his room."

sheet slayer by jadaal21 January 25, 2009

shmeegan 

Word used to describe angst, but not extreme frustration

"That book isn't available yet"
"Oh, shmeegan"

shmeegan by livelovelaugh111 June 20, 2009

sheet cred 

Respect between writers, or of readers for a writer, based on the quality and substance of their writing. Amount of writing published or number of copies sold can be, but isn't necessarily, a factor, as quantity is not always indicative of value.

I don't care how prolific he is or how many copies he's sold, James Patterson has no sheet cred. He's good at driving plot, but that's about it.

sheet cred by formicah February 21, 2011

shmee 

Someone who is quite cute, very lovable, and bashful at times. A shmee can be your best friend, boyfriend, or small dog. Shmee's can be stinky little guys and tend to blame his/her stink on others. Everyone has a shmee in their lives.

Used in a sentence. "You're such a schmee" or "Hey guys! Look at that schmee" "shmee, i love you"

shmee by Pismo Clams February 10, 2014

Sheet jumper 

A thirsty female who masturbates using her rolled up sheet.

She hasn't gotten laid in so long she's probably on that sheet jumper status at this point.

Sheet jumper by MC.bambi25 December 27, 2014

Sheet Swallowing 

A common form of BDSM where the male ejaculates onto the bed sheet, then proceeds to shove the ejaculated on sheet into her mouth using his penis. She then sucks the semen off of the bed sheet.

Natalie and her boyfriends favourite thing to do in bed is sheet swallowing.

Sheet Swallowing by Corbinbigdick March 9, 2015