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What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:
BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….
by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022
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That's What She Said

A phrase used to point out something that if out of context, would be sexual. It originally derived from "The Office."
by i'm very cool, i promise August 11, 2021
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You said it!

A winning condition of an unknown game that young children play. The goal is to not say 'what' while playing. Common losses are caused by one person saying the others name and they respond with 'What?.'
-Scenario where John wins:
John: Hey Jane!
Jane: What!?
John: You said it!
Jane: Aw, dang it!
-Scenario where Jane wins:
John: Jane, guess what!
Jane: No, you guess!
John: Fine, what?
Jane: You said it, twice!
by EndrDragon44 November 27, 2024
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The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024
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least said, soonest mended

a difficult situation will be resolved more quickly if there is no more discussion of it.
"It's best to follow the advice of 'least said, soonest mended' and not rehash the same disagreements we've been over multiple times. Let's focus on finding a constructive solution rather than dwelling on past mistakes."
by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025
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Said

Hym "I said I expected to be paid for it as I was doing to and then again said I would murder your kids for not paying... If I am not paid immediately I will do just and and ACTUALLY... What I ACTUALLY said is that IF IT TAKES TOO LONG TO PAY ME I'LL TAKE THE MONEY AND KILL A KID ANYWAY. SO CHOP CHOP."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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He said they said

Is he said they said guys!

You "It's 'he said they said' guys! Ignore the fact entirely that you're reading what he's writing on a site to which he doesn't have access, people are falling all over themselves to avoid talking about what is happening to him, and that we are recording him in his own home while he poops and filthy YouTube sluts are watching Hym poop AND at work and sculpting what we say around what he says and does and then go ahead and ignore the fact entirely that they ARE, IN FACT, doing the weaponized schizophrenia to him, we and see it happening, and that he was right about being able to make AI, he was telling the truth about everything and that is does everything he said it would do.
We are using it as a pretext to steal his success away. Whatever the other ones did is what they did and it ranges from suicide to mass murder to getting bought by the political class and leaving everyone else behind... So yeah... Ignore all that... And then keep my secret for me so I don't get in trouble for participating in this... And then I'll just keep being rich (possibly off of money that HE MADE) and you can just keep my secret for me. And ignore those pesky dead-kids. Urgh! They are the worst. And ignore the fact that they convinced you to take the other side of this and it ruined your career. Keep doing them a favor by staying on their side OR go to the other team because their are 3 teams in this and hope it doesn't happen again. WHICH IT WILL. Because if we can get away with screwing over an AI creating genius... We can also get away with screwing YOU over!"

Hym "........He said they said... Cool. I'll just be here. Doing this. Until you figure it out and if you don't do it right I'll stab a kid or something I donno."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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