poo swamp

That time you have an unexpected "ass-piss" style poop and it smells like a tidal marsh during low-tide in August.

My interview was made rather uncomfortable thanks to an unscheduled poo swamp resulting from last nights Cambodian-food excursion.

by DJ_SammySimons December 15, 2014

Poo-femism

A Euphemism to describe the act of defecating.

Ie: "Laying cable", "dropping the Cosby kids at the pool", "Dump a stump", "Pinch a loaf" are all Poo-femisms.

by u4en September 10, 2009

poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

by Scout was fat. September 27, 2012

Fire Poo

The poo you receive after eating spicy foods, such as Hot Cheetos or Hot wings. It comes out liquidy and red. This poo never wants you to go poo ever again.

Hey bro! I was at the movie theatre and I got Fire Poo.

by Mark Xantho December 12, 2006

poo nuggets

pieces of shit that have become entangled in the pubic/anus hair and hardened into "nuggets"

I went to hit Monishiqua from the back, but when I spread it, there were all these nasty poo nuggets all over the place...dirty bitch

by scarfman January 30, 2004

Poo Basketball

One must scoot as far back on the toilet seat as one can (without touching your dirty anus on the actual seat, because thats disgusting). Your opponent and yourself must wad up little pieces of toilet paper and you take turns tossing the little wads over the stall wall in attempt to "score a basket" or put the t.p. wad in the bowl. A shot made is 1 point.

Poo Basketball-The launching of a T.P. wad and sinking it in the water without touching the other player in any manor is vital!

by P-noles January 13, 2009

gorilla poo

With adhesive properties similar to that of the commercially popular "gorilla glue", gorilla poo is fecal matter that remains stuck to the toilet bowl with striking resiliency after several flushes.

John's defacation became classified as a gorilla poo after several flushes failed to remove the matter from the bowl.

by jds07030 March 1, 2009