Chris N has become totally obsessed with his new hook up Megan's Fat Titties, who he slams his "hockey stick" on.
by Hannibaksbh March 24, 2007
Milk that has been taken from yo mama and turned into cheese then injected back into the breast so that when squeezed it excretes titty cheese.
by Sockfish June 26, 2009
"Keeping Up With the Khardashians" is a fucking horrible show, but I'll watch it just to do some titty gazing.
"I'm going to the mall to do some titty gazing"
"I'm going to the mall to do some titty gazing"
by Lenjammin April 05, 2008
Noun. An alternative to hissy fit, which is an unreasonable emotional outburst or a short-lived temper tantrum. Used when one wishes to elicit chuckles or confusion from the listening parties. Because people will often respond with, "don't you mean hissy fit?", to which you can say, "no, titty fit, now stop throwing a titty fit about the phrase titty fit". This expression can be likened to when people say things like "stop getting your panties in a wad".
Jason threw a huge titty fit when Carla wouldn't go out with him.
Sarah often throws massive titty fits when things do not go her way.
Mom to daughter: "Stop throwing a titty fit and go do your chores and homework."
Sarah often throws massive titty fits when things do not go her way.
Mom to daughter: "Stop throwing a titty fit and go do your chores and homework."
by CSpan May 23, 2009
by RatchetBoo October 28, 2003
Pronounced same as teddy bear.
A toy bear that one fucks instead of masturbating. Often an old toy used as a disguise to hide sex toys.
A toy bear that one fucks instead of masturbating. Often an old toy used as a disguise to hide sex toys.
guy 1: What a fag! still sleeps with a doll!!
guy 2: Its my titty bear, i hide my pocket pussy in it
guy 2: Its my titty bear, i hide my pocket pussy in it
by PistolMcLaggen June 01, 2010