opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

by anonymous June 11, 2025

Brennan read

He is commonly known amonst his colleagues as a dosser and a Karen. He constantly complains about anything he gets the chance to. Brennan is a chelsea hooligan who believes that they are better than every other team in existence. He often cries and shouts in disbelief when they lose a game (which is quite a common occurance). Brennan is required to drink at least 5 litres of caffeine per day or he will be moodier than he already is. Brennan takes joy in ruining other peoples day and watching them suffer. He despises poor people and often looks down on them from his high horse.

brennan read is a dosser

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>The Fact That You Ar Eup 24/7 Is Concerning And Undoubtedly Will Be Your Demise Towards Proof Reading<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Fact That You Ar Eup 24/7 Is Concerning And Undoubtedly Will Be Your Demise Towards Proof Reading<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Fact That You Ar Eup 24/7 Is Concerning And Undoubtedly Will Be Your Demise Towards Proof Reading<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

i am not reading this

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018