Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

by gr00vyspam September 07, 2022

fast read

A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.

Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.

by jakaha January 02, 2009

Reading

What you're doing right now

Me: Hey, you should stop reading. Go touch some grass instead.

by ansgarz5 May 13, 2022

Reading

An introvert's sad excuse for life.

Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.

(Tom walks off.)

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 04, 2020

Reading

Look behind you :)

I know you're reading this. The knowing of being watched.

by Joe NOT Biden July 05, 2020

Reading

You're doing it right now

If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this

by ispeelcorecttt June 06, 2022

Reading

Staring at a dead piece of wood for hours hallucinating

James: "How was reading?"
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."

by NikleBeri May 09, 2019