Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.

You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.

by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020

Dog on the beach

Code word for "You have a booger hanging out of your nose."

Bro, you have a dog on the beach. Thanks man, that booger would have stayed there all night!

by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020

Beach Pigeon

Another term for a seagull used by many people

A beach pigeon shat on my head yesterday, I was gutted!

by Maxxxy93 June 10, 2018

Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.

He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

by Natterbot June 28, 2023

beach junki

A person who is addicted to being at the Beach searching for Junk! like seashells, sandollars, sea glass, watching the sunrise and protecting our environment.

When you see a Beach Junki car decal or T-shirt you know that person has been educated about the Beach and the Junk! washing up.
Get Your Fix!
There's more to Life than Salt.

I'm a Beach Junki, I admit it, I'm addicted and I need my fix, so don't try to send me to rehab.

by beach junki May 9, 2018

homeless beaches

A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.

Last night I woke up to a loud noise, I think it might've been the homeless beaches riding around!

by carablanna April 24, 2020

Beach Humberland

Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.

"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."

"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"

"No, a beach umbrella..."

"Beach hum...ber...land??"

"UMBRELLA!"

"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"

by geoff rowan October 16, 2008