Hood MacGyver

Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.

My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!

by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014

join the hood

To return to your own neighborhood from being away.

I'm going to leave this creepy place and join the hood.

by Grandma D December 18, 2016

hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.

I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.

by seas726 April 04, 2021

Hood Muncher

A tall lengthy guy he can be light skin or dark skin . He has a nappy Afro or fade has tattoos and sells MJ.

Girl 1: There go Marvin

Girl 2: The Hood Muncher

by RobinLuvs August 26, 2016

Hood Weeb

Weebs from the hood or a bad neighborhood who watches anime. Usually, they have the same taste in anime. This usually is shonen anime and may include: Naruto, DBZ, One Piece, Bleach, Hunter x Hunter, Black Clover, Demon Slayer, Seven Deadly Sins, and others alike. Enjoyment of manga may vary based on the person.

Hood Weeb: No cap, that new episode of Demon Slayer was clean.
Weeb: Damn, I'll have to watch that after school then.

by nocapman March 05, 2021

the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.

Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it

by viddie January 28, 2006

harry hood

Something to ponder about when the lights go out. Should ultimately result in positive feelings after a small bit of tension buildup and eventual release of said tension.

Can be heard during Phish concerts and is usually a much anticipated song for the band and audience.

Harry! Hood! Where do you go when the lights go out?

*Several Moments Later*

You can feel good, good, good, good about Hood.

Example:
Jabroni what song is this
Elderwook it's Harry Hood ya dink

by Mr. Grindle July 10, 2019