by Sammy Wood March 15, 2009

Not to be confused with a 'billionaire' (an individual that has amassed a personal net worth in excess of $1 billion), a billion-air is an incompetent buffoon, frequently identified by low IQ and high levels of narcissistic behavior, that has successfully turned a billion dollars into 'air'.
Showing his true ineptitude in every facet of being a good businessman or half way decent human, Donald has recently been exposed as a billion-air.
by timopheliac27 May 8, 2019

"Once upon a time, in the olden days, people would get into a metal tube, which would rise up in the sky, and when they got out of it, a little while later, they were in a completely different part of the world."
Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.
Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.
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