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Messy Nessie

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
by Sbreps March 18, 2024
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Messy Nessie

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster
That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt
by Feicstur November 29, 2024
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hot messy nessy

When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.
"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"
by WeeedBear July 29, 2021
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come to nessus

slang for "come over so we can have gay sex"
Living#4691-come to nessus
_noah#4456-cant im busy
by johnmadden2 August 13, 2021
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