Muddar yard

something you call someone you don't like

Teacher: Bob, take your hat off.
Bob: Why?
teacher: cause i said so.
Bob: what a "Muddar yard"

by mitochondriamonster December 8, 2012

Muddle Cuddle

When you go to hug them but your head is the wrong side, causing awkwardness and/or unintentional touching.

Dude I am so bad, I just did a Muddle Cuddle with my ex!

by SoccerTeas November 3, 2013

mudderfuh

A more appropriate way of saying "motherfocker"

Teacher: y u no do your wrk?!

Carlos: u mudderfuh

by HuwatDerp September 8, 2014

muddbutted

the past tense of continuous diarrhea occurring over a period of time.

I walked Django to the grocery store yesterday and he muddbutted over everyone's lawn in between.

Went to Taco Bell for lunch and muddbutted my way through dinner with my girlfriend's parents.

by djangogfh September 25, 2014

Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015

muddle

a dirty or muddy puddle.

Bob laid his jacket in the muddle for his lady friend to step on.

by minecraftwithkitties March 1, 2015

Muddle Fuck

A person who muddles in another's business behind their back.

You guys are muddle fucks because you did it behind my back; I muddled in the open, everyone knew and now shit ton more people know.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015