vCard

n. That which is held by someone whom has never engaged in the act of coitus.

A God-given membership to a holy club, valid until the first act of sex.

She got wasted last night and lost her vCard to Bobby, the quarterback...I hope she's not pregnant.

by funniestman January 21, 2009

Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015