Moon face

When someone is asleep, the person that is asleep wakes up to some person's asshole right at his/her face

People love it when someone is asleep in bed, the person wakes up to someone's asshole in person that is asleep's face. That's what a moon face is

Moon face by D money509 April 22, 2015

moon burn 

Open Season

Joe: i heard u went to one of those nudie beaches, Bob.

Bob: ahhhhh, i got a moon burn

moon burn by onewhodies November 17, 2010

Moon lighting 

Picking up while already pinned.

Lady sleeps with man in a hotel, he falls asleep, she comes downstairs and picks up another (this is the part referred to as Moon lighting), sleeps with him and then goes back to the original.

Moon lighting by Lallie Wade October 23, 2008

moon landing

(Note: I want to add an example to a definition that I submitted and that's already been published, but I don't know how to do that. Below is the original entry with the new example.)

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.

After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)

moon landing by sprtkus March 6, 2011

moon pants

Pants you where when traveling to the moon.

Kims ass looks so fine in those 'Moon Pants'; wtf? I cant goto the moon in these pants for i need my 'Moon Pants'

moon pants by Spiderface January 23, 2003

moon pie 

While doing a girl doggy style, pull out and blow your load in her crack then smash her butt cheeks together.

Man, i gave her a moon pie last night, then said "don't move... i'll get you a towel.

moon pie by Chad O May 12, 2008

moon unit 

A moon unit is a person who resembles those who have landed on the moon- strong, powerful, and talented individuals. They have a lot of potential to reach aspirational heights.

Wow, you're so cool. You're a moon unit.

moon unit by notafatty.com January 28, 2013