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Football Minute

A period of time described as one minute that will actually become several times longer, especially if due to frequent interruptions. Antonym: New York minute
Dude, you said you'd be here in a New York minute. That was like fifteen minutes ago. More like a football minute.
by LexLuthericographer May 31, 2010
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Mitt Romney

1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.

2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.
1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."
by 742It'sHenry742742742742742742 October 27, 2012
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meat mitten

woman's genitalia creating warming hand garment (cf: snatch)
gis a look at yer meat mitten
by Kirst December 24, 2003
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minute

it does not mean 60 seconds when used in slang terms. Usually means a long time, from a week to a few months, maybe even a year.
"I Haven't seen you for a minute dawg, how ya been?"
by syked March 17, 2004
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last minute resistance

The resistant behavior of women emotive circuit that elicits right before first-time sex is called last-minute resistance...

Every woman has hardwired into her head a behavioral circuit that works to protect her from getting pregnant by a man who has no intention of sticking around to help raise the child. The resistant behavior this emotive circuit elicits right before first-time sex is called last-minute resistance. It is your job to ease her through this uncomfortable emotion should it arise. Having sex carries a much larger risk and investment for a woman than it does for a man from an evolutionary perspective. Last-minute resistance is her last line of defense before the point of no return.
A woman's LMR threshold may differ from person to person, and a woman's own LMR threshold will change depending on the value of the man she is about to sleep with and other circumstances. Here are some common last minute resistance threshold points:
1.Kissing
2.Touching breasts
3.Top removal
by Jaycavalino November 2, 2007
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minute maid

A slang for minutes, a unit for measuring time.
Gimme 10 minute maids and I'll be done. Just 10.
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mitt

Unit of currency equal to $10,000
I bet you a mitt that Obama won't win the election
by loptky June 23, 2013
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