A girl who will be real with you and won't lie. Their sarcastic personality makes them even more fun and funny. They usually fight their own battles and will protect you. They don't care what people think of them they are awesome people who deserve more love if your friends with one say she's cool
by randomhomoig August 2, 2023
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by Max Mason August 6, 2023
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Malik really doesn't give a fuck.
by Factsfromthesource July 19, 2024
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by NotRei00 October 8, 2023
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Dude 1: Bro what is that nasty stuff all over the table
Dude 2: oh yeah, that's some Malk I've been working on for a few days
Dude 2: oh yeah, that's some Malk I've been working on for a few days
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by mamakis December 10, 2023
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"Oh, you don't believe in MABOKU? Well, get ready for the ultimate plot twist in the divine sitcom of existence!"
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