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A dump that has been put on hold during a particularly long stretch online. Usually interupting a long chat session or on-line game such as Warcraft or Second life.
Lou: "Just GO! Stop talking about how bad you have to go, just GO!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
Rick:"I'm about to uplevel, I don't want to log off right now!"
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.
We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.
by the real dansouthern March 25, 2011
These little delights are made from the bark of the almost-extinct, isolated Ashoka Tree (a.k.a "Taste Tree") located on the foothills of the central and eastern Himalayas. Found in Indian Food dishes, these hidden, miniature nut-like "logs” are BURSTING with an extremely woody, cedar/pine-like flavor containing up to 87 grams of "taste" per serving. Not for the taste-timid.
RacRel bit into her Chicken Tikka Masala and suddenly an unusual explosion of flavor danced erratically upon her taste buds...
RacRel - "What was that!? ...That I just bit into!??"
James - "Taste Log...Yyyyyyyeh!"
RacRel - "What was that!? ...That I just bit into!??"
James - "Taste Log...Yyyyyyyeh!"
by LeMizzel July 24, 2009
Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.
Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs
Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.
Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs
Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.
by Ben crawford September 26, 2007
When you are trying to defecate a rather large stool which is much to big for your anus.
Often includes a lot of straining and groaning. In some cases sweating occurs and can be very painful
Often includes a lot of straining and groaning. In some cases sweating occurs and can be very painful
by frankthetank1984 July 12, 2010
A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.
Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"
by dj nemesis September 21, 2013