A former resort town just south of Portland, now a refuge of former yuppies and selfish, wealthy conservatives. Not unlike Pandora's Box, there is a glimmer of reason and truth amongst many of the residents. However, many of them leave for college and wish to never return. And if they do, it's just for the schools. Honest.
A place where tax money goes to bitching at business owners to match a strict color and size scheme for their signs, building colors, curbsides, and anything else that will drive most endeavors into the ground.
A place where Bob and 7-11 are one's only solace.
A place where if you spend over $30,000 on a car, you never have to worry about paying for speeding tickets or even getting pulled over since the most common job in town is being a lawyer.
A place where people call the cops if you leave your front door open for more than five minutes, assuming that terrorists are attacking the neighborhood.
A place that can breed such a cynical person as myself.
A place where tax money goes to bitching at business owners to match a strict color and size scheme for their signs, building colors, curbsides, and anything else that will drive most endeavors into the ground.
A place where Bob and 7-11 are one's only solace.
A place where if you spend over $30,000 on a car, you never have to worry about paying for speeding tickets or even getting pulled over since the most common job in town is being a lawyer.
A place where people call the cops if you leave your front door open for more than five minutes, assuming that terrorists are attacking the neighborhood.
A place that can breed such a cynical person as myself.
Man, Lake Oswego is like a painkiller-induced euphoria for the middle-aged wealthy population that is too fearful to live in Portland.
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A city in washington county Minnesota. Full of white people, one black guy and about ten asians. Its high school sports teams usually aren't very successful. Everyone smokes weed and cigarettes while the true cool people take hallucinogens and attend raves. There is an overabundance of 17 year old guys that love to try and build big ass trucks because they have small penises. The main attraction is smoking weed/drinking on some friend's parent's boat or in someone's ice house.
And getting drunk
And getting drunk
Guy 1: What do you want to do this weekend?
Guy 2: Get blazed as hell and go mudding in forest lake .
Guy 2: Get blazed as hell and go mudding in forest lake .
by hoagieslapharry November 3, 2010
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A Mexican crack addict is pointing a gun towards me. Figures, I'm in Lake Worth, Florida in Palm Beach County.
by Florida Person June 6, 2007
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Get the Lake Braddock mug.Located in the crappiest part of England, it is one of the lamest military base ever, besides Alconbury and Menwith Hill. Famous for it's sucky reputation as well as the quantum of "Laken-hoes"
by lknhthscks March 16, 2011
Get the Lakenheath mug.Refers to the procedure by which a sizable puddle of ejaculate is deposited in the small of a female's back. Care must be taken in the process so as not to let your "ropes" create a sticky web instead of a consolidated pool. The desired effect is most readily accomplished following standard doggy-style intercourse. See also great salt lake.
So I was playing hide the flesh torpedo with Cindy last night and I totally sold out and laid a salt lake on her tramp stamp.
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