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A Kellen

A Kellen is a derogatory term for a mentally handicapped person. Can also be used to reference a gay guy who keeps asking you on dates. (Not the name)
1- Did you see that kellen in gym class?

2- There is a kellen on my team and he keeps asking me on a date.
by Sped Dog May 9, 2019
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kelbi

You got another kitten? You're becoming such a Kelbi!
by Twosheds Jackson December 18, 2016
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Kellem

Prick! Puts on a nice front. But much like flipping a switch, he will turn into super douchebag of the century.
"Oh Kellem is so sweet."
"Oh yeah, give it a few weeks."
........
"Omg you were so right I hate that bastard."
"Told ya."
by Abcdefghall November 4, 2013
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Kellan

heard he’s gay
yea that’s kellan”
by redunker December 17, 2019
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The Helen Keller

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.
I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010
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Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.
Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!
by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010
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Kelley School of Business

Trashy white men go to the Kelley School of Business when they can't get into any better business schools. Located in the grossest state in all of America, you'll be surrounded by racist douchebags in greek life 24/7. If you don't get in we'll SPEA later.
"I am in SPEA because I care about real life problems and am a considerate person" -Erin
"Well all I care about is money and raping bitches. I'm a Kelley Boner. Love the Kelley School of Business" -Jake
by the ultimate BBC April 28, 2019
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