Jordaned

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.

dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!

by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009

Jordan

One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. He's intelligent, suave, funny, and an excellent cook that happens to give fantastic massages. His penis also happens to be quite large. If Courage Wolf were a person, this would be him.

"So Jordan texted me earlier today."
"Oh, Jordan? You mean Courage Wolf Guy, right?"
"Yeah, that's the one! The guy with the huge penis I was telling you about. Apparently he's cooking something awesome for me tonight."

by filthy.flamingo October 16, 2013

Jordan

Used to describe the act of fucking someone up or basically screwing then over.

Walter "jordan-ed" Yaoqing by revealing his copious relationships with multiple girls at the same time.

by W-try November 27, 2016

Jordan

Jordan you may think you may know him, but you don't. He sometimes can't control himself when he gets angry and yells at you, but really you should just let him calm down & soon you 2 should be friends again. He a nerd & probally a very smart kid. Sometimes Jordan may think he's so smart he might just think he's smarter then you. I know I only told you the details but Jordan's the best kid I've met so far!

Jordan

by randomgirl52586 May 30, 2013

jordan parker

large penis and a bad ass mothafucka

Jordan parker is badd ass ,do what /

by hgvkviygv February 10, 2014

jordan

a complete asshole who has no idea what he is talking about , fucks sheep every chance he can get

the guy over there is such a Jordan .

by billpc8 September 5, 2016

Jordan

A name to describe a male or female. One described as a Jordan is usually described as perverted, badass, emotional, and clingy.

Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.

Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.

Example 1: Did you hear what Jordan did to the teacher yesterday?

Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.

by CharismaticEgyptian May 28, 2016