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smooth jerk

i had a nice smooth jerk last night and busted on your pillow
by samkon gado September 29, 2007
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pool jerk

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.
Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.
by poode dude August 2, 2010
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Circle Jerk

A circle in which filled with lame/uninteresting people, bitches or people that you dislike, or some sort of disagreement; philosophy, idealistic ways, knowledge etc. And or a circle devoid of and interesting subject, Or a combination of the two
Lets get out of this circle jerk, Its getting lame
by DixieH13 November 22, 2010
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Ghost jerk

When you make masterbastion signs in midair!
Hey did you suck that guys dick? No I ghost jerked him.
by Casper Wack May 25, 2016
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No Jerk January

You cant jerk off for entire month of January until February 1st 12:00
"Sorry I cant come over babe, it's no jerk January."
by Al¥sSa November 27, 2018
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jerk muscle

The muscle developed in the forearm from jerking off too much. Often exaggerated amongst friends to make one appear to jerk off more than they might.
Mike: Dude, you been going to the gym yet?
Nate: I started going a week ago.
Shannon: Don't listen to him, we broke up a week ago and that's just his jerk muscle gone crazy.
by Skrait Buttah July 29, 2006
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jerk sauce

This is a term that refers to a person who has been insulted. It is kind of like saying salted, treated, or burned. It is also accompanied with a swift movement of the hand resembling the jerking off motion.
Yo mama's so dumb when she heard it was chilly out, she ran outside with a bowl! Jerk sauced!!

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator OHHH JERK SAUCE IN YO FACE!!!

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application! OHH you got JERK SAUCE in yo eye!!
by Chew Man Chew March 15, 2008
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