hornage 

The act of sounding your horn to drivers who carry out an action that annoys you.

That bastard cut me up! I had to give him some hornage!

hornage by mids99 July 14, 2009

alabama bugle horn 

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.

Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!

alabama bugle horn by Skinny Penis June 6, 2016

on the horn 

A command issued toward a potential administrator/administratrix of fellatio.

On the horn, bitch!

on the horn by Jeff O. January 18, 2003

Honsey 

A young procrastinator, resembling a telephone pole.

Typically a male, and addicted to energy drinks.

Random dude: "Where did all the energy drinks go?"

Response: "Dunno. Honsey must have drunk them all!"

Random dude: "Dude, he's tall..."

Honsey by CVGS kid April 6, 2009

horn colic 

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

horn colic by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

hornable 

someone that has the potentail of becoming horney

josh was very hornable when he saw whitney

hornable by mikenzie October 13, 2007

Hornsmaniac 

A dipterous insect of the family (Estridae, of many different species, some of which are particularly troublesome to domestic animals, as the horse, ox, and sheep, on which they deposit their eggs. A common species is one of the botflies of the horse (Gastrophilus equi), the larvae of which (bots) are taken into the stomach of the animal, where they live several months and pass through their larval states. In tropical America one species sometimes lives under the human skin, and another in the stomach

Hornsmaniac by Anonymous March 21, 2003