A child who claims to be religious and a devoted follower of Jesus, but he/she actually is a thirsty, predator-like, hungry, sex craved, dirty minded, hormone driven, thot-like person who preys on the kind hearted, caring, compassionate, and loyal young people. A holy kid often acts, dresses, and applies makeup/beauty products like a hoe. A holy kid generally dates around and has a body count higher than the number of years he/she has been alive. This term can be used for anyone besides a guy with the name of Joe.
Jeremy: “Kaydence, why did you makeout with Jimmy and Michael in the same day?”
Kaydence: “That didn’t happen because I’m a holy kid.”
EVERY GUY AROUND: “How can you even be talking? I thought your throat hurt from all the dick that bruised it and all the cum you swallowed. You can’t even pray to Jesus with all the dick in your mouth. The only hopes you have of getting to Heaven is that the cumshot from the next dick up your ass, which will probably be a BBC, has enough jizz to shoot you up that high. Holy kid my ass.”
Kaydence: “That didn’t happen because I’m a holy kid.”
EVERY GUY AROUND: “How can you even be talking? I thought your throat hurt from all the dick that bruised it and all the cum you swallowed. You can’t even pray to Jesus with all the dick in your mouth. The only hopes you have of getting to Heaven is that the cumshot from the next dick up your ass, which will probably be a BBC, has enough jizz to shoot you up that high. Holy kid my ass.”
by joe_theone November 18, 2019
Get the Holy Kidmug. An unusually large shit taken by a gay man; the shit literally grazes the prostate for so long that it causes anal stimulation and eventually sexual climax
by rdodge April 17, 2014
Get the Holy Shitmug. when the woman does not want anal sex but the man does. He performs the sneak attack and sticks his penis into her ass when she is not expecting causing her to yell Holy Shit!
by Jet Lewis March 17, 2008
Get the Holy Shitmug. The common name of the Great and Powerful Bovine Lord in the Sky, Who Will Pass Judgement Upon the Earth. Or so says my cult.
by RabidWombat June 1, 2004
Get the holy cowmug. An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"
Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!
Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.
Clone 12995: Yeah...
Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.
Clone 12995: Yeah...
by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011
Get the Holy Shittonmug. MMORPG slang for a party combination which includes a damage dealer, damage healer, and damage absorber (tank)
Ex: Chanter, Cleric, Tank
Term most commonly used in everquest, but combination can be found in other MMO's.
Ex: Chanter, Cleric, Tank
Term most commonly used in everquest, but combination can be found in other MMO's.
by Khaetos May 13, 2005
Get the Holy trinitymug. Slang for something ming boggling... Easier and shorter than saying holy macrole(the whole phrase). Usually heard during a dramatic or suprised state of mind. The same meaning as "Holy Shit"!
When I saw you smash your guitar I was like "Holy Mac" but then i realized it was mine, and i was like "Holy Mac"!
by natalie November 15, 2003
Get the holy macmug.