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shit house bandit

Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.
They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.
by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007
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cleaning house

To be in the process of either

-To be effortlessly winning at any form of gambling where one plays against The "house" or "bank". Now extended to also mean effortlessly winning at friendly card games or any form of gambling.


-To be pulverising the opposition when heavily outmubered. Can refer to massacres, brawls or anything similar.
"He was cleaning house at the craps table last night"

"He's cleaning house at the drugs den because he has a wicked AK."

"The undertaker is in the ring and is cleaning house."
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
by george takei October 19, 2009
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All very different, but amazing to listen to.

Techno is more rapid and fast, but uses electronics well. laughed at for the 90s hysteria of crap pop music.
DO NOT GET IT MIXED UP WITH POP.

Trance is more musical and slower, which makes it very classical.

hard house is probably the greatest of them all, with fast tempo, great sounds and amazing climaxes.

Hard Dance is so much faster than all of the above, making it harder for beginners to the genre.

Rave, the dying genre, can range from slow, relaxing music to fast bumping sounds. some would say it relies too much on repitition.

Its best to start from this order to really enjoy the music, otherwise youll think youve wasted a good 15 quid on a CD, while hardcore fans will relish such a CD.

You dont have to take drugs, you dont have to be a hard-nut, you dont have to go about wearing massive trousers, you just want to listen to the music, and have a good time.
Its music, thats all. And why do people slag fans of these genres for listening to it? Are they really that shallow?

Enjoy. All people welcome.
by Biafra J September 20, 2004
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House Guest

Propane tanks placed in the central hallway with C-4 used to ignite it, creates a fuel air explosive – Used for bringing down a house when contact is made inside. Named by 2nd squad, 1st platoon, I Company.
The marines decided to pull out and leave a house guest after heavy resistance was met on the second floor.
by Aaron Linville March 14, 2005
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guest house

A place crazy people go to party every weeked. There are all sorts of shin-digs there! Hats, leather pants, kareokee machine, bed, tredmill, and guitar hero are included also! Its a place where close friends gather and head butt doors til they almost break!!Sex and drugs may play a small role in the guest house, but only a small one. It's not a place that tell your parents about, even tho parents come in and strip all the time anyway! Come join the fun!
Hot Chick 1: I wanna wear the reindeer antlers at the guest house tonight!
Hot Chick2: No, their mine!
Hot Chick 1: Fine, but I get to wear the leather pants!
by klee11 February 27, 2009
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Home Depot House

A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.
OMG, that is such a Home Depot House, they couldn't even afford a real front-door.
by Albanian Eagle March 3, 2009
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