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Cock Face Hooker

One who gets paid to have someone smack them in the face with a cock.
I seen Melissa last week, she's a cock face hooker.
by Melissa's mom March 10, 2010
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hacker

Back in the 70's, hacker was a term given to those fortunate enough to know how to code. During the 80's and 90's it was a term meant for those who worked their way through systems, without approval. Now, its meaning has been completely replaced by cracker, and hacker means nothing more than any idiot that can decipher a small page of HTML. Those who are computer illiterate still widely use the word in its 80s/90s sense. Not to be confused with hax0r, meaning a person who dreams to one day know how to hack, or another name for l337sp33k.
Of the 80s/90s version, there were three primary denominations:
The casual Hacker-hacks to learn information for his own curiosity.
The White Hat Hacker-hunts down and destroys malicious code.
The Black Hat Hacker-designs and releases malicious code;gathers dangerous information;brings down sensative systems.
"The hackers are working very hard."
"The hackers have managed to find their way into the system."
"The hackers are getting on my nerves."
by Almighty Sapling December 28, 2005
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hooker face

A hooker face is a girl that tries to steal or amourize another girl’s guy. She is a socialite that shows up at events, parties and bars and attaches herself to the most eligible, attractive, interesting guy in the room. A hooker face will intentionally go after a man that you are interested in. A hooker face will play nice to your face and talk about you behind your back. She will pretend that she’s never met you, even after you have met several times and many of the circles you travel in overlap. A hooker face will kiss your guy when you leave to go to the bathroom. A hooker face isn’t beautiful… neither is she ugly. She is well dressed and can masquerade as attractive because she is always well groomed. Traveling with her is always at least one sidekick that will puff her up, support her, her activities and unsolicited snarky comments. A hooker face is looking for a husband, preferably one with money that will support her. A hooker face is jealous and has a deep rooted insecurity that can only be fed by cutting other women down and preying on drunken, unsuspecting men that can’t help themselves when something is so obviously splayed in front of them without any opposition. A hooker face is like a piece of crap wrapped up in a shiny penny. Buyer beware.
"Look who is over there talking to him... OMG... it's hooker face. Seriously, why does she go after every guy I like".
by nikki99c February 8, 2010
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Shit Hockey

Pronouced Shitake, this is a hockey spin-off that involves taking a dump on the floor and trying to move it towards your opponent's goal using your own urine. Once you runn out of piss, use your dick to push the shit. The first player to 11 wins!!!
Man this locker room is too boring, ets play shit hockey!!!
by The Herb and company September 17, 2004
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hockey mom

Right wing, religious, creationist, nut job. Is anti-abortion, anti-drugs, anti-animal conservation and anti-same sex marriage but loves the freedom of being able to bear arms.
That hockey mom has let the position of power of being on her daughter's school committee go to her head.
by bluebird00 October 20, 2008
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Hockeytown

1. A nickname for detroit a.k.a. best hockey city in the world.
2. Home of Detroit Red Wings, winner of 10 Stanley Cups including 1997, 1998, 2002.
3. Home of some of the best talent in the NHL including Hatcher, Yzerman, Shannahan, Chelios, Larionov, Lidstrom, Hull, and is Re-adding goile Dominik Hasek. Also, in th past, Lindsay, Howe, and many others.
The 2004 Stanley cup will be won by the boys in hockeytown.
by Trogdor August 8, 2003
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Hockey Temper

Kerry Getz (Professional Skater) - Kerry has medaled in every X Games since 2000. He took home the first Street skateboarding medal (2001's first "true" Street event), took silver in Street Best Trick and finished it with a silver in Park. A Philly, PA, local
by Urban Dictionary November 17, 2004
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