Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 4, 2021

Fuckable space heater

That bigger bitty you get from November to February.

I picked up a fuckable space heater at the bar, only cost two shots and an Uber.

by MrCrafty September 21, 2021

Sarai and Hector

Both meant to fall in love.At first Sarai uses hector but then ends up falling in love with him. Sarai leaves hector plenty of times but comes back every once and while because god needs them to be together. In truth Hector loves Sarai more than his family and would sacrifice anything to be with her.

Sarai and Hector are the best at being parents.

by GOKU >Yb November 27, 2021

International Free hugs from Hector day

Hector’s will be obligated to give free hugs to anyone that asks for it so just let them know!

“Do you know what day it is”
“No”
“Can I have a hug”

“Ohhhhhh”
“ It’s International Free hugs from Hector day“
“Ya”

by Nocappaslack May 9, 2022

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.

That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?

by M. Byrd March 1, 2024

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025