Hamster

A very throwable animal. Makes a really good baseball.

I’m going to throw my hamster

by Quincequines September 9, 2020

Hampster chicken

Special chicken that tastes like hampsters!!😋 To make it grab a innocent family, hampsters, and 1cm slice of pe- I mean chicken and boom!! Hampter chicken.

Person1- Have you tried making the new hampster chicken??
Person2- No. It dosen't even exis-
Person1 covers Person2's mouth.
Person1- make it.

by 𝐋𝖔𝐯𝖎𝐧𝖌♡︎𝐖𝖎𝐥𝖇𝐮𝖗 December 30, 2021

hamster eating a cheeseburger

just a random thing that popped into my head

hamster eating a cheeseburger in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 14, 2022

german hamsterwheel

The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.

Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.

by specialpants January 10, 2015

Flying hamster

When your partner attempts to backflip off an elevated surface and land so that your erect penis penetrates their anus or vagina upon landing

"Jill tried to give me a flying hamster last night, I think I snapped my penis"

by FrankuWhoDefines August 31, 2016

war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

A ching Chong hamster

A Chinese person that looks like a hamster (literally)

“Woah that guy looks like a ching Chong hamster!”

by The ching Chong roach January 15, 2023