teaching granny to suck eggs

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)

"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)

by rawkaren October 9, 2013

your granny a tranny

one the most lethal jokes of all time. Only time usable as comeback when being flamed in public.

random guy "Your fit is garbage my guy are those New Balance?" You "Your granny a tranny."

by datboikai223 November 2, 2020

granny panty

A way of describing something that is "uncool", "lame" or "shitty" by definition or action.

"That girl had a pretty granny panty attitude." "That cheeseburger I had for lunch didn't even have tomatoes. How granny (panty) is that?"

by Hunter L April 10, 2007

Gracyn

He is also referred to as Gayson he voted for Treudau so you know he’s a Libtard

I’m Sure glad I’m not a Gracyn

by Libtards get wrecked May 9, 2019

granny panties

Underwear that ugly, fat, virgins wear. They are large, cotton, and go up to their belly button. The worst kind come in a $5 package of 8 from Walmart. If you see a girl wearing these run. This girl is a loser and doesn't deserve attenton. Her underwear choice is sin and she deserves to die alone and she probably will unless she changes her underwear.

My girlfriend wears granny panties, I made a terrible, terrible mistake.

by Larsisdead October 19, 2016

granny

Name of a butt-ugly country hick woman who resembles a gay man (see bear). Voice sounds like a cat being killed with extreme prejudice. Sells herself as a prostitute-amazingly, men will actually pay for an "encounter" with her.

Granny's son got her grits one day...luckily he was gay!

by her ex (I actually married her!) September 25, 2003

granny dumping

Elderly women taking dumps.

I'll never forget the day I walked in on Grandma Edith doing some major granny dumping in her Depends.

by Nadia E May 24, 2010