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Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning

A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.
Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.
by NeuralOwl12345 December 4, 2024
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Goon Rage

When your mad but also gooning
I’m gonna goon rage on this guy if he says another word.
by Gooningmonkeynegro February 7, 2025
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flicker goon

a higher intensity form of gooning developed thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans
Friend A: I can goon for 8 hours straight.
Friend B: Yeah? Well, I can flicker goon for 7 seconds.
by eshack May 24, 2024
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goon off

you and bro(s) have a competition on finishing first, essentially just BEATING it until one busts a huge load or small load, who cares. This is also called a circlejerk.
Person 1: yo man, wanna have a goon off?
Person 2: nah, I barely have a load.
by freakyfry September 26, 2025
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Goon Juice

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.
Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.
by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024
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Indian flicker gooning

Indian flicker gooning is where one does not shower for months or years on end to build up layers of grime all over their body. they proceed to flicker goon and in doing so, slowly chip away at the layers of crust that have built up over the previously mentioned no shower period. Right before climax, the gooner must grab a bowl and ejaculate into it for later. this saved semen will later be used in a traditon indian street food dish as a placeholder for any type of cream.
im starting my no-shower year, i want to try indian flicker gooning
by Creamiest leader December 21, 2024
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