false flosser

someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.

Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.

by fivesevenshorty June 18, 2009

Trick Fossil

Any item, be it clothing, undergarments, or jewelry, left at a fraternity or similar college house after a night of debauchery and smushing.

"I need to go pick up some frat water, but I'm gonna run this trick fossil by a pawn shop first"

by Andrew Fyfe November 17, 2009

Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.

"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."

by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009

Pump Floss

Putting a towel between your legs and pulling it back and forth to clean those genitals

Ah you just finished showering? lemme pump floss you

by CongoBongo February 25, 2015

Vaginal Floss

The tip of my tongue.

I used my vaginal floss on her last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

I be flossin'

"I be flossin'" Is used to describe that you do the flossing dance popularized by the Backpack kid. This is also the name of the song crated by backpack kid for the floss the song has the lyrics "I be flossin" And "Everywhere you go u can see the flossing dance" Except when ninja encourages his fans to do it apparently

"I be flossin'"
"Who are you"
"I be flossin'"
"Go away child of Satan"

by Edgyfrog February 20, 2019

Flossy

shredded beef or pork resembling cotton puff in asian food

pork flossy, beef flossy, fish flossy

by michael gotianun December 11, 2007