someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.
Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.
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Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.
"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
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by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
Get the Vaginal Floss mug."I be flossin'" Is used to describe that you do the flossing dance popularized by the Backpack kid. This is also the name of the song crated by backpack kid for the floss the song has the lyrics "I be flossin" And "Everywhere you go u can see the flossing dance" Except when ninja encourages his fans to do it apparently
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