1 definition by fivesevenshorty
someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.
Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.
by fivesevenshorty June 18, 2009