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fountain of youth

in the act of a threesome when a man lays down and jacks off while two women make out right above his dick. When the time "cums", it will shoot upward and hit both of them while they make out.
Greg: Dude, I had my first threesome last night. It was sick.

Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish?

Greg: Did a fountain of youth.

Joe: Word.
by bread&butter August 23, 2011
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Loring Park Fountain

A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.
I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.
by TheDukeOfPuke June 1, 2011
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Founding Member of the Speccy Twat Club

Anyone who is very annoying and/or stupid to a great extent. If only slightly annoying, then they are just a regular member.
Wearing of glasses is optional.
Chester Bennington is definitely a Founding Member of the Speccy Twat Club.
by jayzee February 26, 2005
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Fountain of Youth

The act of "squirting" on your partner for enjoyment. AKA Money Shot. Fountain for a geyser and youth because, well...thats where babies come from.
"I stood right over him and worked my clit until I gave him a huge fountain of youth.
by TheZenMaster October 15, 2012
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Fount

A universal singularity, the source or origin which radiates depthless knowledge and information to the willful minions of a multi-million dollar corporation.

A spring or source of water; the source or head of a stream.
What time is concrete scheduled for Bank of the West - Treat?
When should we pickup the delineators for Fed Ex?
Who called from C & J Contracting?
What is heck is McNear / Kosloff?

I don't know...ask the fount.
by Arbuckle Trucking January 14, 2008
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soda fountain

The act of chugging a three liter soft drink and immediately afterward showering your partner with your carbonated urine
by TeamChief January 16, 2014
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German Drinking Fountain

When someone shits on anothers chest while pissing in their mouth
Dude, I totaly gave her a german drinking fountain yester day
by JusticeDotCom June 10, 2010
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