Five to Two

A really ugly woman or man, who is only worth pulling at 01:55 in a club.

Fuck it, its Five to Two.. you'll do! <snog>

by Chewiee May 14, 2003

Five play

Foreplay leads up to eventually having sex, however five play often does not. Five play is when a man inserts all 5 of his fingers into a woman's vaginal cavity and then separates each finger from one another. There aren't too many men that could fill such a large hole while having sex. When this is done sexually it is often followed by some form of a humiliating act such as a golden shower, or dirty sanchez. This practice does serve useful when prepping a woman to smuggle large packages of narcotics into other countries.

Last night Jenny and I fooled around, and it turned into five play. I nearly lost my watch, so I left her with a dirty sanchez so she could be as disgusted as I was.

by fartwhisperer July 19, 2010

five to ten

n. What Martha's looking at.

Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

five-up

To spend an entire night together and not miss a single high-five.

Comes from the idea that people spending time together will have fun and give each other high fives. Since the geek culture boom in the 80's, it's become much easier for a high-five to miss. If one avoids this tragic accident of pop culture, one has been said to be "five-up."

There was a minute there when I thought Brad was going to miss my hand, but he made it, so we were five-up.

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

High-Five

While giving anal sex to a female the male slaps his hand on her ass so hard that it leaves a bright red hand print. She then has a mark of her new owner.

Hey what'd you do last night?

I High-Five 'd a chick bro

Wow was she hott?

Yeah now that i own her i'll make loads of moolah

by Dizzybro February 19, 2009

Low-Five

Another name for masturbation.

Before dates, give yourself a low-five. It releases the endorphins, removes personal stress

by BasketOfFish December 18, 2006

Five hole

A synonym for the word "asshole" and usually used when speaking about anal sex. The origin comes from hockey. There are five holes that one can score a goal through. Two between the head and both arms and two between the arms and legs. The last one is between the legs. Although typically used by sports fans, the term "five hole" is spreading in popularity.

Dude, that chick takes it in the five hole.

by The Sandwich Maker September 9, 2010