sorrow fap

When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.

The best lube to improve your mood!

I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.

by M1khale June 10, 2016

Fap Money

The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.

I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.

by Tman2217 September 2, 2016

No Fap June

No Fap June means that you can't fap in the month of June

yo you ready for no fap june?

nah man I ain't

by Hentai King 95 September 26, 2022

Fap and tap

Where one starts masturbating before sex and is about to ejaculate. The man proceeds to impregnate the woman by finishing inside of her.

Dude, me and my girlfriend were about to do it, I wasn't in the mood so I just did the ole fap and tap, she's in for a surprise!

by IAmDillChicken June 14, 2016

fap pad

Using a iPad to masterbate

Bro I don’t use my cell phone to fap I use my fap pad

by Dan Deweese June 2, 2018

fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies

Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap

by m&mlover May 20, 2016

fap cloth

A disposable cloth (tissue, paper towel etc.) that you put close to the head of your penis to avoid making any messes while havin a fap.

"Hey I know you aren't takin a shit in there greg just use a fap cloth I don't want your baby seeds all over my bathroom"

by that one kid nobody knowS May 20, 2017