FACE OF KPOP

Jeon Jungkook
MEDIA SAID "Meet Jungkook, the face of Kpop who proves his insane popularity, sweeping media and locals off their feet."

Face of KPop, Jeon Jungkook

by Admin office January 12, 2021

face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.

"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"

by Big Gold October 30, 2007

Face Rodeo

When a woman rides your face like she's riding a rodeo bull. Unlike an actual rodeo ride, there is no 8 second goal.

Sarah just put on a face rodeo on Zac's face.

by tripletthreat September 8, 2009

face plant

to be so zoned into your smartphone device that you end up ignoring the world that you live in.

face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.

by karenladeeda October 14, 2012

Face like a smashed crab

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward

me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food

by Nate#13 September 21, 2005

face rub

Noun: The act that results when two people rub their faces together as a sign of affection.

I haven't seen you in ages! Come here and give us a good face rub!

by penguinpancake February 20, 2011

FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)

When someone is constantly adding photos and comments on their FB page about THEIR DOINS...
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?

A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.

TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".

by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011