Asian driver

Asian drivers are drivers just like everyone else. But for some strange reason, white people like to think that Asians are not good at driving. It is unknown how this untrue rumor came to be, but it is just another stereotype perpetuated by Americans because their lives are so empty and worthless that they need to make fun of other people.

I am an Asian driver and I have not gotten in a wreck or have gotten ticketed ever. But, according to Americans, because I'm Asian I am immediately a bad driver.

Good logic, no wonder America is full of idiots...

by RebelX October 14, 2008

upstate driver

using your penis to tee off a golfball. the ball is placed on a womens vagina and as you punch her stomach to make her queef you slap it with your dick while hovering over the vaj.

mike: dude you ready for the golf tourny this weekend

james: yeah ive been using my upstate driver

by slick willy 111 August 8, 2010

back seat driver

when one cannot drive and another playa helps his brother out by taking over from the back seat

Jim eats a sandwich, takes hands off steering wheel
Wallace takes over from the back seat
Hector: Now THATS a back seat driver

by wildmilechamp October 2, 2006

asian driver

An driver who is constantly persecuted by white Americans because they're jealous of her higher academic grades.

If you get into an accident involving an Asian Driver, the chances are it's your fault.

by blueFlameBat June 1, 2006

videogame driver

A vehicle-driver, generally a younger person, who apparently thinks that they can drive because they have grown up playing far too many driving or race-car videogames. Generally, the person swerves and zigzags in and out of traffic without use of turn-signals or any courtesy or concern for safety, cutting away any stopping-distance between the affected vehicles, or drives to endanger as though "game over" simply means hitting the "Play Again" button.

That videogame driver jerk just zoomed up behind me, swerved around and cut me off without warning, then swerved their way through another dozen cars like it's some sort of racing-game. Jerk-- apparently can't see that no one can go any faster!

by Buggy June 16, 2008

Bus Driver

A variation of the shocker, performed on a woman, with one (finger) in the front and the rest in the back.

I can't believe it man, Tracy let me give her the bus driver last night and now my hand smells.

by onlinedegenerate May 5, 2009

Screw Driver Hands

The feeling you get after prolonged screw driver use—the blistering soreness in the palm of your hands that makes you want to drown them in an ice bath.

Man, I've got some serious screw driver hands after putting up those mini blinds!

by McSmacksAlot July 25, 2010