Ditch Chicken

A mascot that stands in a ditch outside of a place of business for advertising purposes. Bonus if it's actually a chicken restaurant or chicken costume.

The ditch chicken isn't driving much business into the restaurant.

by TX_Drewdad September 12, 2022

ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.

1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok

by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022

Ditch

When you betray your friends

“Hey there, yesterday I ditched my gf .o_o”
“Wasn’t she the richest gurl in town?”
“O ye”

by LDA+MB January 22, 2023

Ditch dayne

This is a type of guy that likes to leave the people person or place he was originally at if there’s something more fun or people more cool

That guy is a ditch dayne

by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023

Ditch Pickle

When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.

Damn, that gas station hot dog gave me so much gas I had to pull over and pitch a ditch pickle

by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023

ditchslapped

Ditchslapped - when everything is going smooth and something happens to ruin it. When a person is so ugly , the ditch must of came up and slapped her in the face.

Man we were having a great time til Elroys mom came in and ditchslapped us
That broad that he was with looked like she done got ditchslapped

by Party Jo April 22, 2023

dietchley

A dietchley (deet-ch-lee) is a person who is consistently late and has little to no regard for other people’s time, but people tolerate it because they maintain a good presence.

He’s being such a dietchley. I’m going to beat his ass.

by MaxHater2023 August 17, 2023