extreme danger wank

A regular Danger Wank, with the added Danger of another person/enemy/vicar being IN THE SAME ROOM as you. Includes if the person is asleep, passed out or pre-occupied with the other gender.

N.B. This does NOT apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. Too easy.

N.B. The other person CANNOT be your girlfriend/partner.

Ed: I had an extreme danger wank whilst my mum was in the room.

by ed chrisleni January 3, 2009

Dirtball Digger

It is when a man puts his penis inside his girlfriend's, OR BOYFRIEND'S asshole, while quoting Steve Austin lines, pounds rapidly in their anal cavity. Suddenly, the pitcher feels a sharp pain in his penis tip, so he pulls out, and what does he find? A little chunk of shit lodged in his peehole. That, my friend, is a Dirtball Digger.

My friend Brett got a Dirtball Digger from some fat chick who just had Chipotle. Gross.

by Akuma75 November 8, 2010

african didgeridoo

A sexual endeavor in which one end of a pipe is attached to a bottle of coke and the other end is inserted into a female's vagina. Next mentos are quickly dropped into the pipe and the pipe is hastily attached to the coke. The man then inserts his dick into her ass and so the feamle is double penetrated by the coke and dick.

So I hear your a sexual deviant.

Yeah I gave an african didgeridoo to Margo last night.

by vorack April 12, 2011

intellectual gold digger

Someone who searches for a boyfriend/girlfriend that has a high IQ or goes to an Ivy League school in the hopes that the person's success will bring in tons of money.

She's such an intellectual gold digger! The only reason she's dating that guy is because he goes to M.I.T.!

by blindeskimo23 June 5, 2009

jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

by Halenay July 30, 2006

aluminum digger

A word used by Glozell (glozell1 from Youtube) when explaining "Eenie Meenie" by Sean Kingston ft. Justin Bieber. It means a young version of a gold digger.

That girl talking to all those guys is definitely an aluminum digger.

by mecyclone June 17, 2010

Digger Dan

The most AWESOME dude on the planet. The genius and MASTERMIND behind THE KNEWS

That Digger Dan is so cool man.

by BUTTERCUP LECKEY July 1, 2011