Theres a desert in my mouth

1. When a stoner gets cottonmouth and desires a beverage to quench their thirst.

Hey man...theres a desert in my mouth...wanna got to 7/11?

by Whiskerz and Teamkilla June 20, 2010

Cream pie desert

After a man ejaculates into a females ass hole he slowly bends down to slurp it all down his throat and trade it to the females mouth through a kiss on the lips

Last night I gave Wendy a free cream pie desert.

by #funkalicious May 7, 2018

desert pretty

Ugly bitches that when deployed to Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, or anywhere else in the CENTCOM AOR that get exceptional attention because guys don't get limp dicks when the fuck them. Chicks that are victims to being "Desert Pretty" are usually over confident...until they come back to the U.S. of A.

Soooo...I was thinkin' about hookin up with Sergeant Lapham.

Dude are you serious?! She's hardly desert pretty!

OR

So I fucked Jessica Lynch.

Allah akbar!! She isn't even desert pretty Habib! But she did get an award from the US Army.

by Task Force Swimley March 18, 2008

derse

Noun...rhymes with hurse. A combination of dense and worse. Derse. An extremely dumb monkey is derse.

Damn, you idiot. You are so derse!

by Shirtcocka Bill September 7, 2009

Desert Rat

A desert rat is somebody usually from the LA area that goes to raves in the desert. These people may begin this lifestyle as normal people, but soon become clones of each other. They do a wide variety of psychedelic and empathogenic drugs, and often profess their love for colors and life on Instagram and other social media. The desert rat takes on the persons of the 1960s hippie, but without the world views and political beliefs that helped build the hippie culture. To simplify, picture the body and persona of a hippie fused with the materialism and fakeness of a 21st century SoCal raver, and you have the desert rat.

The desert rat kept gushing over how far away from society their last event was, yet the whole time everyone was on their phones posting pictures to social media in order to obtain likes.

by Russell Eastbrook August 10, 2014

deisel

1) A nigger.

2) Budweiser.

Deisels always drink the deisel.

by Brad Dub May 17, 2008

KRAFT desease

Kan't Remember A Fuckin Thing desease, similar to alzheimer's.

What do you mean you don't remember? DO you have KRAFT desease or something?

by Runaway Closer February 23, 2006