Daniel Ross

a whole ass cutie ;)

Hot Girl 1: hey have you seen how sexy Daniel Ross looks today??
Hot Girl 2: I couldnt stop staring at his cute little ass

Daniel Ross by brown stick February 13, 2019

daniel thompson 

Is a alien in the midst like a Naked Mole Rat

Do u see that over there its a Daniel Thompson

daniel thompson by Good old HB April 17, 2019

Daniella García 

True definition of beauty
Selfless, loving, with an expanse vocabulary girl who gives the best her whole saint self possess.

Facts: drinks a lot of water, meaning that she NEEDS to go to the bathroom. but teachers let her go? no😀

She should be studying now, but sadly she doesn’t know how to her homework because teachers SUCK, should she be worried that someone in school finds this and calls me to the directors office? yes🤠 should i have written all of this in spanish? idk🤓 some teachers i considered gringasos are más peruanos q la papa and im scared😳
piss and poop🤭☕️✌🏽

Daniella García is really hungry!

Daniella García is really tired!

Daniella García by sinopuedousarminombretncsque April 22, 2019

Danielzoodled 

When anyone is called Daniel, they're most likely gay and an idiot. So, incase of emergency and having someone called Daniel fucking try to rape you and stick his -69inch cock into you, you've been Danielzoodled. Daniels from South Africa are the worst level of Daniel.

Daniel: *grabs someones ass*
Someone: OH SH*T I'M GETTING DANIELZOODLED

Danielzoodled by M3LOMemzos May 7, 2019

Daniel Howel 

gay bot not gay but gay

is daniel howel gay or not gay
absolutely

Daniel Howel by this is a cool name May 26, 2019

Daniel Seavey 

An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Daniel is always trustworthy and He is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best. Daniel is good looking and is the type that always drinks coffee and wears a beanie which he looks so cool in. His music taste is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing.

Daniel Seavey is so compasionate and always cares about you :)

Daniel Seavey by Livvvy_13 July 8, 2019

Daniel's Bananas 

A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.

This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.

It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.

"Daniel's bananas!! I had just the right number of stamps for my envelopes!"

Daniel's Bananas by abudobby July 11, 2019