crocodile

Australian slang - colloquial term for an amorous female

wrestling a crocodile
ie - to engage in consensual intercourse with an amorous female

by dan October 1, 2004

Crock Pot

When you're under the covers and you let a rancid fart slip. It then festers and stays warm in the blankets until your partner lifts up the covers and is hit with a blast of stink.

(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)

I couldn't stop laughing when Mike lifted the covers and was hit with a crock pot fart

by AllieLewis February 25, 2011

crocker

A middle school in Hillsborough, California where blond girls tend to be loose, stoners tend to be thought of as "cool", and the people who don't wrap themselves in riches, don't make fun of others, and don't have petty personalities feel alienated. The asian to white ratio is 50:50.

Guy one: Yeah I went to Crocker. Some people think it was the best experience ever, but I tend to disagree. It wasn't the real world and wasn't me.
Guy two: Are you kidding? I had amazing keg parties every weekend at my parents mansion while they were off in Bali!
Guy One: You are a joke.
Guy two: Man I loved getting smashed in 6th grade, how cool am I?!

by Will the ninja pirate October 30, 2006

crocs

uglyest shoes around. they maybe be comfy but you still look like a homo. aka mikey pants

"dudee these crocs are so sick come on you gotta get a pair"
"check out the design you look like friggen spiderman!"

by crocs suck August 12, 2008

croch rocket

A fast motor cycle usualy a ninja or some other racing bike

jimmy high on coke jumped on to his croch rocket and flew into oblivion!

by My_girl_dont_lie_to_me January 5, 2007

crock of shit

Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize

That Smore won that? What a crock of shit!

by jpizzleofwichizzle October 9, 2009

crock pot

When one takes a monstrous repugnant shit and then without flushing immediately takes a scolding hot shower. The door and all the windows must be shut and the toilet seat must be up. If all these steps are taken then the feces will cook and fester resembling the effects of a crock pot.

Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.

by Podaddy June 22, 2009