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A middle school in Hillsborough, California where blond girls tend to be loose, stoners tend to be thought of as "cool", and the people who don't wrap themselves in riches, don't make fun of others, and don't have petty personalities feel alienated. The asian to white ratio is 50:50.
Guy one: Yeah I went to Crocker. Some people think it was the best experience ever, but I tend to disagree. It wasn't the real world and wasn't me.
Guy two: Are you kidding? I had amazing keg parties every weekend at my parents mansion while they were off in Bali!
Guy One: You are a joke.
Guy two: Man I loved getting smashed in 6th grade, how cool am I?!
by Will the ninja pirate October 29, 2006
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One of the best bands I've ever been privy to listen to. The three CD's they have are completely different and show how the band evolves constantly.

Could be compared to the second-coming of Darth Vader or intergalactic space pandas in terms of coolness.

The best part is that they haven't sold out because a lot of people don't know about them, making them the most perfect band ever without being to alternative to make you want to castrate yourself(IE Nirvana and that retarded band with the song "I write songs not tragedies", whatever that fucking dump ass-band is called....)
Yiffy guy: Did you hear Thrice's newest Cd, Vheiisu, it is so markedly different from their CD, but just as good. I think listening to it is better than having sex with your sister.
Nick: Wow fuck you.
Yiffy Guy: No, fuck your sister.
by Will the ninja pirate October 29, 2006
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