Cool Penis

A compliment given to any clown in pursuit of impressing a crowd.

Derek just drew a party foul by creeping on some girl and telling some stupid story. Pat observes and rightly exclaims "Cool penis, bro!"

by Many Dixon-your-face June 13, 2011

cool cat

It means cool. Look up jive turkey for a more descriptive def.

Yo nigga thats one cool cat.

by biff August 13, 2003

Cool Bananas

"Cool bananas" is an expression of appreciation, endorsement or an exclamation of enthusiasm. Similar to "cool beans" and awesome!

Etymology: Possibly originating in Australia in the early 1990s, loosely based on a television commercial for an Australian automotive reseller whose tagline was "Cool Banana Motorama"

Statement: I just got us front row tickets to the show.
Reply: Cool Bananas!

Statement: You can now play for free.
Reply: Cool Bananas!

by Wordsmyth 2000 December 8, 2009

Cool Story Bro

4chan saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care

1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro

by Biohazard357 March 27, 2009

Cool Beans Yo

To show enthusiasm, happiness, (something else from saying 'sweet action' or 'cool')

-I got a 22 foot t.v. yesterday!
-- COOL BEANS YO!

by BillfromSeattle August 30, 2005

captain cool

A man that ravages the asshole of anything that isn't him. Could quite possibly be the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet.

Man.. Did you see Captain Cool's post on why Akon-ymous is a douchebag? i did.

by Jonny Saunders April 3, 2007

Cool Carl

The cool carl is when somebody takes a shit, and places it into the freezer. When the shit is completely frozen, someone else uses the frozen shit as a dildo.

I'm eating a lot of corn and nuts today because I'm gonna prepare my girlfriend a cool carl for her birthday today.

by Andre Paul January 18, 2008