condom

Sex with a condom is not even sex.

When I use a condom I can't feel anything!

by A Bad Man2 November 28, 2010

Condom

A annoying piece of silicon that ruins sexual intercourse between two horny ass kids who cant keep their pants on, most likely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

The hulk wants to be let out of its cage and in roam around in your love hole, screw the condom.

by kaoke October 16, 2009

condomsation

The feeling you get whilst wearing a condom.

Rob's room was heavy with condomsation.

John exclaimed "That was the best condomsation I've ever felt"

by kevinmcgangbang September 15, 2009

human condom

Paris Hilton as it seems according to popular opinion this girl has had more cock that a battery farm

human Condom did you ever see that video what a dead fish...

by Brettimus January 15, 2007

condom

a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction.
a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex
somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere
to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis

a."don't forget to put ur condom on jonny".
b.don't be such condom"

by mandi June 17, 2004

condom light

The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.

Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.

Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.

by lucky 2007 December 28, 2007

condom

it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.

I put A condom on my erect penis so i didn't make a baby.

by jamie February 2, 2004