Corking

Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.

I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.

by anonymous December 31, 2023

Cooking

The act of one doing a very good job at a certain task

“We were not cooking yesterday”
“I’m cooking hard right now”

by KrisDontMiss January 9, 2024

Corking it

Corking it is a action that’s kinda like edging but for shit, to cork it you have to shove a butt plug into your asshole to hold in any shit that you may experience throughout the day

Stacy: man Jess you’ve been making you’ve been making weird faces and farting a whole lot what’s up with that?

Jess: sorry Stacy I’ve been corking it in so I don’t have to excuse myself to the bathroom

by Jeremy coomer January 22, 2024

Cocknigger

When someone is being a dick and ignorant at the same time.

Dude stop being an Cocknigger.

by Cotton Commander February 9, 2024

Clocking In

sticking your penis in a vagina for the first time.

"Hey! I'm Clocking In!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Clocking Out

exiting the penis out of the vagina after ejaculating in it.

"Now I am clocking out!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

cookingwidebenhams

Cooking with debenhams is a channel where a man called debenhams cooks special dishes for all the kids.

He is best known for his swamp and fish and fish buttys.

Some of his rivals are kay’s cooking and sir gordan ramsey.

Even tho he’s an unknown cook he’s produced some of the best dishes known to mankind.

“Are you going to watch cookingwidebenhams tonight?”

by Sally’ssauce December 9, 2023