clonging

clinging onto a dong, according to dan.

Dude quit clonging onto dan :|

by nat October 23, 2004

Clogged-Drain December

The month following anyone who participates in No Shave November.

Dude, I'm so glad I could shave my beard today. Clogged-Drain December is finally here.

by lloollzz November 9, 2010

Cloge

A bitch, a slut and a whore has nothing on a cloge...

The term cloge can be used as a noun, verb or an adjective, and is pretty much interchangeable with the word f*ck.

The noun refers to both men and women and is regarded as highly offensive.

"You dumb cloge."

"That's the clogiest thing I've ever heard."

"My birthday party was cloging epic!"

by nharmila sair August 30, 2012

stage 3 clinger

You fucked a virgin and now she won't leave. Since it was her first time, she has an emotional attachment to you.

-"Hey man, I heard that virgin at the party?"
-"Dude, I had no idea she was a virgin... now she texts me every day"
-"Man you've definitely got a stage 3 clinger"

by Chocolate Thunder_9 January 21, 2014

cloner

Some pedophiliac fuck in MSN Chat who gets off on 12 year old's camel toes. Real name is Steve. AVOID STEVE AT ALL COSTS!! EXPOSURE WILL RESULT IN CHAT HERPES.

The cloner has no car, job, house, credit card, or brain of his own & he leeches off other people.

by JizzleMyNizzle August 5, 2004

clunge filler

a mans penis

bruv i was tugging on my clunge filler when my gash walked in.

by dan n dan June 10, 2009

cloggerhead turtle

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.

Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.

by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010