Lmao Cream

Lmao cream is a substance which is used to make people laugh, more than when flying in a roflcopter. It must be used twice daily in order for the effects to be seen.

A fucktard: I'm really upset today
Man: Stop being such a fucktard and use some Lmao Cream

by FrankistathaMista! January 20, 2009

banana cream special

The banana cream special can be performed either to one's partner or one's lonely self. The act is performed by cutting off the end of a banana (the non-stalk side), shoving this end into his/her/your orifice, and squeezing the mushy insides of the banana completely out of the peel. When the peel is quickly and forcefully extracted, all that remains in the hole is a moist clump of banana mush. It's up to the receiver when and how to remove it from said hole.

Dan: How'd your night go with that chick you brought home?
Brian: Ehhh...it started slow, but that mean banana cream special I gave her really capped off the night!

by SAdawgs October 31, 2009

Whipped cream

a substance that can get you what you want when you want

Use your imagination

by cyndy February 21, 2003

ice cream cake

the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate ice cream on top of cookie crumbs on top of vanilla ice cream.

ice cream cake is bombbb!

by xooxbritt January 20, 2009

cream of man

its the soup that comes out of your cock warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.

Ex 1:

Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?

Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.

Guy 1- Can I have some?

Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"

Ex 2-

Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

Orange cream

When you are fucking a girl up the ass and you cum, leave your dick in there and then pee in her ass. Then when she goes to the bathroom to shit, it comes out and looks like orange cream.

I orange creamed your mom last night

by irai February 10, 2007

creamed

To get plowed over by something much larger than yourself.

The tiny runningback was creamed by the humongus defense when he ran the ball

by I have cotton mouth April 14, 2006