cheato diet

When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.

What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.

Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019

Chelsa

Chelsa is literally one in a billion a name reserved for the most STUNNING girl you’ll ever encounter! She is amazing at about everything she does, plays her instrument beautifully, has the best sense of humor, is a gifted artist, has the voice of an angel which can sooth you to a beautiful slumber, and always comes dressed so extravagantly perfectly capturing her wonderful personality. She has the most captivating eyes you will ever see along with the most irresistible smile, one so contagious it could bring world peace. You can never get bored with Chelsa she will forever surprise you with her interests and you will never have to worry about running out of things to talk about. And though Chelsa is such a lovely and caring person sometimes people piss her off, and sometimes her loved ones piss her off. The thing is Chelsa can also care less about what irrelevant people do or say. But she does care about what her loved ones think and sometimes they piss her off and it takes a bit to forgive, but eventually she sees past your flaws to see the best in people, and to reveal her greatest trait, love and forgiveness.

“You better not mess it up with Chelsa she’s literally the best thing that will ever happen to you.”

by Amorcito<3 June 11, 2019

Chelsea Academy

A crap school with the worst teachers ever who never follows the school system because its garbage. Full of attention seeking hoes and the atmosphere makes you feel like you want to throw up. Support the manifesto and take down Daverat

You want to go to a trash school, well why not go to Chelsea Academy

by Manifesto Supporter April 13, 2019

cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020

cheggable

To be able to easily find answers to said question on homework, exam, or quiz on help site Chegg.

Honeebell: Ugh this accounting homework will be the end of me.
Bunnihell: Bro, is it cheggable?
Honeebell: *types in question in google* Yo wait it is oh my god

by honbunTwins November 2, 2020

Chew Bop

Philly slang, for a blow job often used by Philly rappers D4M $loan and D4M Skiano (R.I.P Skiano).

D4M $loan: I need some Chew Bop ski need some Chew Bop
Person that isn’t from Philly: What?
Person from Philly: They mean they want head you fucking dickhead

by atm_tank April 27, 2021

basket checking

Looking at a man's crotch through his pants

Annlynne is a total basket checker. She was checking out the goods and basket checking like a champ.

by PresleyTheTrumpet November 19, 2013