butterfly ass kiss

When somebody puts their eye as close to your ass as they can and you fart into it.

Guy: can you check to see if I have a hemorrhoid?
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!

by anonymous53987568 August 14, 2012

butterflying

watching/studying butterflies

i always go out butterflying on holidays.

by butterflylover February 25, 2011

butterfinger

The act of sticking your penis in the opening of the bottom of a popcorn bucket and surprising your date. This results in a very messy and sticky handjob.

Last night, Jake gave me a butterfinger during Titanic!

by Salt Lick October 26, 2010

Isaac Butterfield

Isaac Butterfield... Easily the biggest shit cunt 'comedian' Australia has to offer... A-class hypocrite (goes on about how the 'vegan snowflakes' need to thicken their skin, but then makes a 30min vid of him crying about some Native American jokingly calling a white guy an "illegal immigrant"); Seems to love targetting the most socially disadvantaged groups relentlessly just for vibing (cos u know, apparently trans people are due for a challenge 🤡) so hes the lowest form of cowardly bully; is a fuckin millenial 'echoboomer' loser whom his base reckons is the peoples modern day, hardy, Ned Kelly, despite having a beard that waggles like a scrotom everytime he opens his supply-smooth punchable face; his range goes from "neckbeard teenager who hates women" all the way to "boarderline nazism" and he has not once done anything in his career that has ever brought anything, just hate... he just makes the world an even more shit place than it already is, and thats saying alot considering that we live in a world where 2 year olds get cancer

"Did you see that Isacc Butterfield guy's mental breakdown over reuseable woolies bags and how its racist towards white straight males?"
"No, hes a shitcunt and I would prefer to kiss a sewer rat over having to watch another second of that immoral shitcuntery"
"Yea nah same... cringe shit that makes Tony bloody Abbot look like David Attenborough"
"Yea so basic def: Isaac Butterfield= Shitcunt"

by NoteveryonecanbechrislilleyIB January 29, 2022

the butterfly effect

when you poo your pants and sit down creating a butterfly like wingspan across your arse!

ben shit himself in his garden and got a huge butterfly effect

by tel February 16, 2005

Butterfly House

Having a large vulva/vagina capable of accomodating more than one customer simultaneously puts you into this category.

Jane didn't even budge or wink an eye when Peter accidentaly reversed his Chevy into her Butterfly House while she was lying down on the driveway, legs spread (no undies), mending her own wheels.

by Wildcat March 4, 2003

butterfly

greek root : same meaning for psyche - mind - spirit - butterfly - vanessa

all the people with sexual references are out of line:

butterflies are innocent, harmless and good

search www for butterfly,

1% may find some sexual connatation, 99% are like children - innocent, and pure: loving the beautiful things God has created for His children's pleasure.

Pleasure is define here as holy, and acceptable pleasur and amusement for His children

This entry is OTO (only truth online)

Amen

by mypsyche June 17, 2009