Chad developed a Boner when Kiersten released her long blonde hair from it's bun!
Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him!
When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!
Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him!
When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!
by SlopNChop January 12, 2017
Get the Boner mug.Someone who is sober and hangs around people who are drinking, drunk, and/or under the influence of other substances, and tries to ruin their fun.
In certain cases the bober does not necessarily have to be sober.
(The word goes best in the phrase sober bober.)
In certain cases the bober does not necessarily have to be sober.
(The word goes best in the phrase sober bober.)
Sam is such a sober bober! He's been bobering us all night. I just want to drink. I don't want to hear about the consequences of my actions.
by coletraine March 27, 2011
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a special kind of bone that only appears on special occasions, and only special ladies can make it appear.
by mademoisellevanta March 21, 2015
Get the boner mug.When a girl sees a really hot guy, it brings on a tingling feeling between the thighs. Similiar to a male boner -- minus the penis.
by MunkeeGurl October 24, 2011
Get the Female Boner mug.When a man becomes so angry that the increase in blood pressure actually causes him to attain an erection.
"O'Neill was so angry about the woman who let her son wear her used panties on his face that he actually got a rage boner."
by Mike 68 June 15, 2013
Get the Rage Boner mug.When you see a hot girl and the blood starts to flow,
fills up your genitals, nowhere left to go,
gotta go somewhere, and gotta go fast,
"where did it all go" went right to your ass!
-Essentially a boner, but not with the penis, with the ass. Happens when your blood overflows your penis during a normal erection, fission occurs, and it is forced into your "ass cakes". Your anus then become extremely hard as if you have an "erection of the anus"
fills up your genitals, nowhere left to go,
gotta go somewhere, and gotta go fast,
"where did it all go" went right to your ass!
-Essentially a boner, but not with the penis, with the ass. Happens when your blood overflows your penis during a normal erection, fission occurs, and it is forced into your "ass cakes". Your anus then become extremely hard as if you have an "erection of the anus"
I've got a butt boner for you! *"for who?" I got a butt boner and it's enough for two.
I got a butt boner that is big and black. So why don't you come and lick the dust out of my crack?
I got a butt boner bigger then a stick,
so come and give my butt a lick
*"butt boner"
ITS A BOOTY ERECTION *
IT WILL PASS AN INSPECTION *
IT IS QUITE A PERFECTION *
THE HARDNESS IS MANIFESTIN' *
ITS AN ERECTION OF THE BOOTY *
IT IS QUITE A BEAUTY *
IT CAN BE A LITTLE MOODY *
AND IT SMELLS LIKE DOODY *
WHEN THEY SEE IT GIRLS START SMILING! *
I BROKE MY PHONE BUTT DIALING! *
DRAWS ATTENTION AT THE MALL! *
GIVES A NEW DEFINITION OF "BOOTY CALLS"! *
I got a butt boner that is big and black. So why don't you come and lick the dust out of my crack?
I got a butt boner bigger then a stick,
so come and give my butt a lick
*"butt boner"
ITS A BOOTY ERECTION *
IT WILL PASS AN INSPECTION *
IT IS QUITE A PERFECTION *
THE HARDNESS IS MANIFESTIN' *
ITS AN ERECTION OF THE BOOTY *
IT IS QUITE A BEAUTY *
IT CAN BE A LITTLE MOODY *
AND IT SMELLS LIKE DOODY *
WHEN THEY SEE IT GIRLS START SMILING! *
I BROKE MY PHONE BUTT DIALING! *
DRAWS ATTENTION AT THE MALL! *
GIVES A NEW DEFINITION OF "BOOTY CALLS"! *
by Quinrek Barmour January 8, 2012
Get the Butt Boner mug.when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.
cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
When my train stop came up, I had to carry my messenger bag in the front because I could not get rid of my sleepy boner in time. I hope no one runs into it.
by Mattman18 July 20, 2010
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