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Wine-Bottle Dick 

A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.

This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"

Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"

Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wine-Bottle Dick by Mimaloma November 20, 2010

Fuck bottle 

some men and women set around a table and spin a bottle and when it stops which man and woman the top and bottom of the bottle is pointing to has't to fuck while the others watch.
want a play fuck bottle?
Fuck bottle by Deep blue 2012 September 2, 2009

Water bottle 

The best fucking food item you will ever find. Literally on the planet you will never find a better food item.
So I ate my steak and just vowed down on my water bottle.
Water bottle by lil’ blu3 December 27, 2018

Gatorade Bottle 

code word for vape/juul
Hey (dealer), can you fill up my gatorade bottle?
Gatorade Bottle by LDK January 30, 2019

Coke Bottle Massacre

When you put saggy genetalia in a coke bottle.. then watch a girl get naked so your fella gets wedges in the bottle then slap the girl with the bottle which at this point should be tightly on your meat.
your sister pissed me off dan so a Coke bottle massacre was in order.
Coke Bottle Massacre by GSG January 9, 2007

Pornstar in a Bottle

A mixture of Vodka and MDMA (Ecstasy), with a much higher ratio of Vodka. Usually 1 tab of MDMA per mickey (375ml) of Vodka. Has a much higher rate of success in acquiring sexual intercourse when consumed by the target female (or male). Thus the name "Pornstar in a Bottle" because it has the effect of making (usually women) have a very strong desire to fornicate.

Disclaimer: May be considered a "date rape" drink if you don't tell the consumer what's in it, but he/she will probably be so drunk and horny it will be you getting "raped."
Eg1: "Dude, I gave her some Pornstar in a Bottle, and she tore my boxers trying to get them off!"

Eg2: "He got me drunk off Pornstar in a Bottle, I couldn't keep myself contained.. It was the best sex I ever had!"